My sister just told me to get out of bed so I could stop laughing.

Not my fault that the Dolan meme is hilarious.

~Alli

posted 3 hours ago on 4/6/2012
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One of my ex boyfriends called my cellphone last night.

I mean, yeah we’re friends, but HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?

~Alli

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posted 4 hours ago on 4/6/2012 with 249 notes
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simpleandhumblejohnwatson:

mykittyisbeautiful:

Almost everyone I’ve ever called my friend

story. of. my. life.

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5/50 → martin freeman

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Anonymous said:
it's too soon

Anon, Sherlock never got the milk.

posted 4 hours ago on 4/6/2012 with 1 notes
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Honestly,

aloneprotectesme:

“Yes, I know you’re going out, you always go out!”, he harshly stated as John stormed out of the flat, punching the nearest surface after the door slammed shut, what happened to be the fireplace. He ignored the pulsing on his hand and started pacing around the living room, running exasperatedly his hands from his hair to his shirt, and then back to his hair again. “Idiot.”

He stormed down the street, refusing to turn back now. “Dick,” he murmured, turning down different streets and arriving at a mall. He walked around for a while before grabbing some chips and sitting on a bench, eating them.

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alessandratrivoli replied to your post: its too soon

((I spat my milk everywhere. Perfection.))

((then I accomplished something))

posted 11 hours ago on 3/6/2012
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alessandratrivoli said:
its too soon

Alessandra, tell Mycroft to remind Sherlock to get the milk.

posted 11 hours ago on 3/6/2012 with 3 notes
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Hello!

Hello! Ex Captain/Army Doctor John Watson at your service.